RUDE, FUNNY & INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS
Life’s too short for boring shit!
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ALL THE SHIT
Some people would say The Sassery stock really rude shit. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and damn funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering funny gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude gifts, funny gifts, funny candles, rude candles, inappropriate gifts & more.
POPULAR SHIT
From light this when you want a BJ candles to hilarious soaps and bath bombs, you’re guaranteed to find an inappropriate gift or a bloody funny gift for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have inappropriate gifts for the mother-in-law.
Check out some of our best sellers below:
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Light This When You Want A BJ® Candle
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We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle
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Thanks For The Orgasms Candle
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When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle
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Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts
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Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent
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What The Fucculent Mug
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You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle
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Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack
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YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle
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This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle
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I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today Candle
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BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT
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You’re A Cunt Soap – Twilight Woods Scent
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Great Head Beer Soap – Made With Real Beer
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Boobs Bath Bomb – The Perfect Man Scent
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Wanker Bar Bath Bomb – Caramilk Scent
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I Love You More Than Bacon Candle
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Dad You’re My Favourite Shhh Don’t Tell Mum Candle
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Dad Thanks For Not Leaving Me In A Basket Somewhere Candle
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Dad You’re A Deadset Legend Candle
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Dad Thanks For Not Squirting Me Across Mum’s Face Candle
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There Are 2 Types Of People In This World And I Don’t Like Either Of Them Candle
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Every Great Mum Loses Her Shit Once In A While Candle
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My Parenting Skills Have Evolved Into But Did You Die Candle
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REVIEWS
Great quality, beautiful strong scent, husband thought it was hilarious, his only complaint was that it doesn’t always work, he doesn’t always get the BJ 😀 haha
My order from @thesassery came today! Originally I was looking for penis candles as a hens game prize then came across these melts (and let me just say for a smelly bag of dicks they smell AMAZING!).
Then I just decided to browse the website and came across the 50 candle which is a perfect gift for my mum who turns 50 this month. THEN I found the best mug for myself 😁 I wanted a lot more off the site but had to control myself 😂 Very happy with my purchase! Everything smells Amazing!!
Gifted to my mum for Christmas she loved it that much and she couldn’t stop laughing, showing everyone haha
Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.
Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.
Thank you.