CHEEKY CANDLES & GIFTS
FOR CHEEKY PEOPLE
Cause life’s too short for boring shit!
Orders over $100 FREE post or $10 flat rate
ALL THE SHIT
Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and damn funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.
Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Try it right here!
POPULAR SHIT
From light this when you want a BJ candles, hilarious soaps and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.
Check out some of our best sellers below:
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Light Me When You Want A BJ Mandle – Candle
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Thanks For The Orgasms Candle
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We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle
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Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts
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When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle
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What The Fucculent Mug
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Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent
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You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle
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Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack
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YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle
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This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle
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I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today Candle
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BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT
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You’re My Best Bitch. We Do Best Bitch Shit Candle
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We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle
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I’m Not Always Rude And Sarcastic. Sometimes I’m Asleep Candle
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I’m Actually Not Funny. I’m Mean But People Think I’m Joking Candle
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I Don’t Fall Asleep. I Overthink Myself Into A Coma Candle
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Fuck I Hate People Candle
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Friendships Must Be Built On Foundations Of Alcohol Sarcasm Inappropriateness & Shenanigans Candle
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It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This Candle
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Tis The Season To Be Drinking Candle
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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Candle
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Festive As Fuck Candle
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Merry Christmas Cunt Candle
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REVIEWS
I purchased 6 Christmas candles with various scents. Not only do they smell so good, they’re beautiful to look at. The glass jar is heavy duty with an airtight lid.
The scents are sublime as I asked Megan not to make them overpowering. My 6 special friends who’ll be receiving these should absolutely love them.
Thank You Megan for making them so quickly.
Amazing customer service. Megan was a great help! And the candles smell so beautiful!
Great communication. Fast delivery. Awesome products.
Thank you!
Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.
Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.
Thank you.