SASSY, SWEARY
& UNIQUE GIFTS
WHERE WE ALWAYS HAVE A FUCK TO GIVE
FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $100
POPULAR SHIT
Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and fucking funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.
Check out some of our best sellers below:
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What The Fucculent Mug
$21.95or 4 payments of $5.49 with Afterpay
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3 Layer Face Masks
$16.95or 4 payments of $4.24 with Afterpay
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Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts
$9.95or 4 payments of $2.49 with Afterpay
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Thanks For The Orgasms Candle
$31.50or 4 payments of $7.88 with Afterpay
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Fuck I Hate People Shirt – Ladies
$32.95or 4 payments of $8.24 with Afterpay
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LIMITED EDITION I Survived The Toilet Paper Panic Of 2020 Shirt- Adult
$32.95or 4 payments of $8.24 with Afterpay
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You’re My Kinda Weirdo Candle
$31.50or 4 payments of $7.88 with Afterpay
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Dad Joke Loading Shirt- Adult
$32.95or 4 payments of $8.24 with Afterpay
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A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit Mug
$21.95or 4 payments of $5.49 with Afterpay
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Came, Saw, Had Anxiety Shirt
$32.50or 4 payments of $8.13 with Afterpay
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Custom Personalised Candles
$36.95or 4 payments of $9.24 with Afterpay
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Exhale The Bullshit Candle
$31.50or 4 payments of $7.88 with Afterpay
ALL THE SHIT
From chill the fuck out candles, smelly dick melts, and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.
Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels or glass decals for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Fucking try it!
BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT
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Bonus Mum Thanks For Not Leaving When You Realised I Was Part Of The Deal Candle
$31.50or 4 payments of $7.88 with Afterpay
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Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Candle
$31.50or 4 payments of $7.88 with Afterpay
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Mum Sorry For Being An Arsehole Teenager Candle
$31.50or 4 payments of $7.88 with Afterpay
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Mum I Promise Not To Put You In A Home …Just Yet Candle
$31.50or 4 payments of $7.88 with Afterpay
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Who Needs A Dad When Your Mum Has Balls Candle
$31.50or 4 payments of $7.88 with Afterpay
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Mum Sorry You Had To Put Up With Such A Dickhead Like My Brother Candle
$31.50or 4 payments of $7.88 with Afterpay
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Mum Sorry You Had To Put Up With Such A Bitch Like My Sister Candle
$31.50or 4 payments of $7.88 with Afterpay
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Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack
$45.95 – $46.50or 4 payments from $11.49 with Afterpay
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Central Coast Signature Soap – Seasalt & Driftwood Scent
$6.95or 4 payments of $1.74 with Afterpay
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Girl’s Night Out Soap – Black Raspberry & Vanilla Scent
$7.45or 4 payments of $1.86 with Afterpay
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Island Getaway Soap – Tropical Coconut Scent
$6.95or 4 payments of $1.74 with Afterpay
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Mum Life Soap – Lavender Scent
$6.95or 4 payments of $1.74 with Afterpay
REVIEWS
I purchased 6 Christmas candles with various scents. Not only do they smell so good, they’re beautiful to look at. The glass jar is heavy duty with an airtight lid.
The scents are sublime as I asked Megan not to make them overpowering. My 6 special friends who’ll be receiving these should absolutely love them.
Thank You Megan for making them so quickly.
Amazing customer service. Megan was a great help! And the candles smell so beautiful!
Great communication. Fast delivery. Awesome products.
Thank you!
Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.
Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.
Thank you.