CHEEKY CANDLES & GIFTS
FOR CHEEKY PEOPLE
We always have a fuck to give
ALL THE SHIT
Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and fucking funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.
Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Fucking try it right here!
POPULAR SHIT
From chill the fuck out candles, smelly dick melts, and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.
Check out some of our best sellers below:
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Thanks For The Orgasms Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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What The Fucculent Mug
$21.95or 4 payments of $5.49 with Afterpay
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Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts
$9.95 – $31.95or 4 payments from $2.49 with Afterpay
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Light Me When You Want A BJ Mandle – Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack
$47.95or 4 payments of $11.99 with Afterpay
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You’re My Kinda Weirdo Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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Fuck I Hate People Shirt – Ladies
$32.95or 4 payments of $8.24 with Afterpay
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Shut The F**K Up Mug
$20.95or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay
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Mum I Promise Not To Put You In A Home …Just Yet Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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Mum Sorry For Ruining Your Flaps Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT
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Protected: Hayley Wholesale Mugs
$13.00or 4 payments of $3.25 with Afterpay
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YES I Really Do Need All These Cats Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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Don’t Judge What You Don’t Understand Autism Mug
$20.95or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay
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In Case Of Emergency My Blood Type Is Beer Mug
$20.95or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay
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Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – Dry Tobacco & Hay Scent
$7.95or 4 payments of $1.99 with Afterpay
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This Smells Like I need More Beer Mandle – Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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Light Me When You Want A BJ Mandle – Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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Shut The F**K Up Mug
$20.95or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay
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The Stuff You Heard About Me Is A Lie. I’m Way Worse Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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Underestimate Me That’ll Be Fun Candle
$31.95or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay
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REVIEWS
I purchased 6 Christmas candles with various scents. Not only do they smell so good, they’re beautiful to look at. The glass jar is heavy duty with an airtight lid.
The scents are sublime as I asked Megan not to make them overpowering. My 6 special friends who’ll be receiving these should absolutely love them.
Thank You Megan for making them so quickly.
Amazing customer service. Megan was a great help! And the candles smell so beautiful!
Great communication. Fast delivery. Awesome products.
Thank you!
Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.
Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.
Thank you.