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CHEEKY CANDLES & GIFTS

FOR CHEEKY PEOPLE

 

Cause life’s too short for boring shit!

ALL THE SHIT

Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and damn funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.

Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Try it right here!

POPULAR SHIT

From light this when you want a BJ candles, hilarious soaps and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.

Check out some of our best sellers below:

  • light this when you want a bj candle square

    Light This When You Want A BJ Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • we should get sushi carol candle

    We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • thanks for the orgasms candle

    Thanks For The Orgasms Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • when this is lit its time to lick this clit candle square

    When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts

    AUD$11.95
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  • What The Fucculent Mug

    AUD$22.95
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  • mens handmade soap

    Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent

    AUD$7.95
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  • youre my fave thing to do candle square

    You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • mothers day gift pack candle soap bath bomb 1

    Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack

    AUD$49.95
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  • yes i really do need all these plants candle

    YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • this smells like i need more wine candle

    This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • i dont have the energy to pretend to like you today candle

    I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today Candle

    AUD$34.95
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BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT

  • i got a jar of dirt candle

    I Got A Jar Of Dirt Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • this smells like i need a mega pint of wine candle

    This Smells Like I Need A Mega Pint Of Wine Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • my dog stepped on a bee

    My Dog Stepped On A Bee Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • objection hearsay candle

    Objection Hearsay Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • what the fucculent soap

    What The Fucculent Soap – Australian Florals & Honey Scent

    AUD$15.95
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  • pink pecker soap

    Pink Pecker Soap – Musk Stick Scent

    AUD$12.95
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  • the castle iconic pack

    Iconic Candle Pack – The Castle

    AUD$66.95
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  • the castle movie - tell him he's dreamin candle

    Tell Him He’s Dreamin! Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • the castle how's the serenity candle

    How’s The Serenity Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • cactus bath bomb

    Don’t Be A Prick Bath Bomb – The Godfather Scent

    AUD$11.95
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  • doggy style bath bomb

    Doggy Style Bath Bomb – Musk Stick Scent

    AUD$11.95
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  • this smells like i make the best cob loaf candle

    This Smells Like I Make The Best Cob Loaf Candle

    AUD$34.95
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REVIEWS

Great quality, beautiful strong scent, husband thought it was hilarious, his only complaint was that it doesn’t always work, he doesn’t always get the BJ 😀 haha

Kate B

My order from @thesassery came today! Originally I was looking for penis candles as a hens game prize then came across these melts (and let me just say for a smelly bag of dicks they smell AMAZING!).

Then I just decided to browse the website and came across the 50 candle which is a perfect gift for my mum who turns 50 this month. THEN I found the best mug for myself 😁 I wanted a lot more off the site but had to control myself 😂 Very happy with my purchase! Everything smells Amazing!!

@minamilistic_mumlife

Gifted to my mum for Christmas she loved it that much and she couldn’t stop laughing, showing everyone haha

Dakota

Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.

Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.

Thank you.

Chris - Newcastle

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