CHEEKY CANDLES & GIFTS

FOR CHEEKY PEOPLE

SHOW ME ALL THE SHIT

ALL THE SHIT

Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and fucking funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.

Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Fucking try it right here!

POPULAR SHIT

From chill the fuck out candles, smelly dick melts, and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.

Check out some of our best sellers below:

  • Thanks For The Orgasms Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • What The Fucculent Mug

    $21.95

    or 4 payments of $5.49 with Afterpay

  • Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts

    $9.95

    or 4 payments of $2.49 with Afterpay

  • Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Candle

    Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • Fuck I Hate People Shirt – Ladies

    $32.95

    or 4 payments of $8.24 with Afterpay

  • You’re My Kinda Weirdo Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • mothers day gift pack candle soap bath bomb 1

    Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack

    $47.95

    or 4 payments of $11.99 with Afterpay

  • mum sorry for ruining your flaps candle

    Mum Sorry For Ruining Your Flaps Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • Mum I Promise Not To Put You In A Home...just yet candle

    Mum I Promise Not To Put You In A Home …Just Yet Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • mother of the fucking year candle

    Mother Of The Fucking Year Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • LIMITED EDITION I Survived The Toilet Paper Panic Of 2020 Shirt- Adult

    $32.95

    or 4 payments of $8.24 with Afterpay

  • A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit Mug

    $21.95

    or 4 payments of $5.49 with Afterpay

BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT

  • fuck flower shirt mockup

    Profanity Flower Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • fucks given zero shirt mockup

    Fux Given Zero Middle Finger Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • middle finger ladies shirt mockup

    Middle Finger Ladies Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • in memory of when i gave a fuck shirt mockup

    In Memory Of When I Gave A Fuck Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • i drive the crazy train toot fuckin toot

    I Drive The Crazy Train Toot Fu#king Toot Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • skeleton middle finger shirt mockup

    Skeleton Middle Finger Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • middle finger fuck you shirt mockup

    Middle Finger Fuck You Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • once you put my meat in your mouth you are going to want more

    When You Put My Meat In Your Mouth You Are Going To Want More Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • I like my racks big my butt rubbed and my pork pulled shirt mockup

    I Like My Racks Big My Butt Rubbed And My Pork Pulled Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • I like my meat jerked rubbed and pulled shirt mock up

    I Like My Meat Rubbed Jerked And Pulled Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • this chick loves big dick shirt mockup

    This Chick Loves Big Dick Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

  • this chick loves anal shirt mockup

    This Chick Loves Anal Shirt

    $32.95$38.95

    or 4 payments from $8.24 with Afterpay

REVIEWS

I purchased 6 Christmas candles with various scents. Not only do they smell so good, they’re beautiful to look at. The glass jar is heavy duty with an airtight lid.
The scents are sublime as I asked Megan not to make them overpowering. My 6 special friends who’ll be receiving these should absolutely love them.
Thank You Megan for making them so quickly.

Marea - Jilliby

Amazing customer service. Megan was a great help! And the candles smell so beautiful!

Eli - Sydney

Great communication. Fast delivery. Awesome products.

Thank you!

Tegan - Tasmania

Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.

Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.

Thank you.

Chris - Newcastle