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CHEEKY CANDLES & GIFTS

FOR CHEEKY PEOPLE

Cause life’s too short for boring shit!

ALL THE SHIT

Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and fucking funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.

Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Fucking try it right here!

POPULAR SHIT

From chill the fuck out candles, smelly dick melts, and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.

Check out some of our best sellers below:

  • light this when you want a BJ

    Light Me When You Want A BJ Mandle – Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • sexy gift ideas

    Thanks For The Orgasms Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • What The Fucculent Mug

    $21.95

    or 4 payments of $5.49 with Afterpay

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  • Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts

    $9.95

    or 4 payments of $2.49 with Afterpay

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  • you're y fave thing to do candle

    You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • mothers day gift pack candle soap bath bomb 1

    Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack

    $48.95

    or 4 payments of $12.24 with Afterpay

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  • candles with funny quotes

    You’re My Kinda Weirdo Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • mens handmade soap

    Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent

    $7.95

    or 4 payments of $1.99 with Afterpay

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  • Shut The F**K Up Mug

    $20.95

    or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay

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  • Fuck I Hate People Shirt – Ladies

    $32.95

    or 4 payments of $8.24 with Afterpay

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  • funny gift for mum

    Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • funny candle for her

    Mum Sorry For Ruining Your Flaps Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT

  • Scrotum Scrubber Soap – Dry Tobacco & Hay Scent

    $8.95

    or 4 payments of $2.24 with Afterpay

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  • When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • yes i really do need all these cats 1

    YES I Really Do Need All These Cats Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • yes i really do need all these plants 1

    YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • this smells like I need more wine candle 1

    This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • dont judge what you dont understand autism mug

    Don’t Judge What You Don’t Understand Autism Mug

    $20.95

    or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay

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  • In Case Of Emergency My Blood Type Is Beer Mug

    $20.95

    or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay

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  • mens handmade soap

    Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent

    $7.95

    or 4 payments of $1.99 with Afterpay

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  • this smells like I need more beer mandle candle

    This Smells Like I need More Beer Mandle – Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • light this when you want a BJ

    Light Me When You Want A BJ Mandle – Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • Shut The F**K Up Mug

    $20.95

    or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay

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  • the stuff you heard about me is a lie i'm way worse candle

    The Stuff You Heard About Me Is A Lie. I’m Way Worse Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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REVIEWS

I purchased 6 Christmas candles with various scents. Not only do they smell so good, they’re beautiful to look at. The glass jar is heavy duty with an airtight lid.
The scents are sublime as I asked Megan not to make them overpowering. My 6 special friends who’ll be receiving these should absolutely love them.
Thank You Megan for making them so quickly.

Marea - Jilliby

Amazing customer service. Megan was a great help! And the candles smell so beautiful!

Eli - Sydney

Great communication. Fast delivery. Awesome products.

Thank you!

Tegan - Tasmania

Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.

Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.

Thank you.

Chris - Newcastle

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