CHEEKY CANDLES & GIFTS
FOR CHEEKY PEOPLE
Cause life’s too short for boring shit!
Orders over $100 FREE post or $10 flat rate
ALL THE SHIT
Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and damn funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.
Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Try it right here!
POPULAR SHIT
From light this when you want a BJ candles, hilarious soaps and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.
Check out some of our best sellers below:
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Light Me When You Want A BJ Mandle – Candle
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We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle
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Thanks For The Orgasms Candle
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When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle
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Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts
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Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent
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What The Fucculent Mug
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You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle
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Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack
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YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle
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This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle
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I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today Candle
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BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT
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Just Fucking Propose Already Would Ya Candle
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Smells Like You’re Too Hard To Buy For Candle
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You’re Worth The Headache Candle
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You’re The One I Want To Annoy The Fuck Out Of For The Rest Of My Life Candle
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You’re In My Inappropriate Thoughts Candle
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You Make My Doodle Hard Candle
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You Give Me Fanny Flutters Candle
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Wanna Fuck? Candle
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There’s No One I’d Rather Binge Watch Netflix With Candle
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Thanks For The Orgasms Candle – Square Label
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Remember When We Used To Hold In Our Farts? I Miss That Candle
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Match Made In Heaven…Your Cock And My Mouth Candle
$32.95Quick Select
REVIEWS
Great quality, beautiful strong scent, husband thought it was hilarious, his only complaint was that it doesn’t always work 😀
My order from @thesassery came today! Originally I was looking for penis candles as a hens game prize then came across these melts (and let me just say for a smelly bag of dicks they smell AMAZING!).
Then I just decided to browse the website and came across the 50 candle which is a perfect gift for my mum who turns 50 this month. THEN I found the best mug for myself 😁 I wanted a lot more off the site but had to control myself 😂 Very happy with my purchase! Everything smells Amazing!!
Gifted to my mum for Christmas she loved it that much and she couldn’t stop laughing, showing everyone haha
Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.
Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.
Thank you.