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CHEEKY CANDLES & GIFTS

FOR CHEEKY PEOPLE

Cause life’s too short for boring shit!

Orders over $100 FREE post or $10 flat rate

ALL THE SHIT

Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and damn funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.

Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Try it right here!

POPULAR SHIT

From light this when you want a BJ candles, hilarious soaps and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.

Check out some of our best sellers below:

  • light this when you want a BJ candle

    Light Me When You Want A BJ Mandle – Candle

    $32.95
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  • sexy gift ideas

    Thanks For The Orgasms Candle

    $32.95
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  • we should get sushi carol

    We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle

    $32.95
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  • Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts

    $11.95
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  • sex candle

    When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle

    $32.95
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  • What The Fucculent Mug

    $22.95
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  • mens handmade soap

    Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent

    $7.95
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  • candle for loved one

    You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle

    $32.95
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  • mothers day gift pack candle soap bath bomb 1

    Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack

    $49.95
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  • plant lover candle

    YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle

    $32.95
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  • wine candle

    This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle

    $32.95
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  • i don't like you candle

    I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today Candle

    $32.95
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BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT

  • best bitch candle

    You’re My Best Bitch. We Do Best Bitch Shit Candle

    $32.95
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  • we should get sushi carol

    We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle

    $32.95
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  • sarcastic candles

    I’m Not Always Rude And Sarcastic. Sometimes I’m Asleep Candle

    $32.95
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  • sarcastic candle

    I’m Actually Not Funny. I’m Mean But People Think I’m Joking Candle

    $32.95
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  • insomnia candle

    I Don’t Fall Asleep. I Overthink Myself Into A Coma Candle

    $32.95
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  • fuck i hate people candle

    Fuck I Hate People Candle

    $32.95
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  • sarcastic candle - friendship candle

    Friendships Must Be Built On Foundations Of Alcohol Sarcasm Inappropriateness & Shenanigans Candle

    $32.95
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  • its beginning to look a lot like fuck this candle

    It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This Candle

    $32.95
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  • tis the season to be drinking candle

    Tis The Season To Be Drinking Candle

    $32.95
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  • merry christmas ya filthy animal candle

    Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Candle

    $32.95
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  • festive as fuck candle

    Festive As Fuck Candle

    $32.95
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  • merry christmas cunt candle

    Merry Christmas Cunt Candle

    $32.95
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REVIEWS

I purchased 6 Christmas candles with various scents. Not only do they smell so good, they’re beautiful to look at. The glass jar is heavy duty with an airtight lid.
The scents are sublime as I asked Megan not to make them overpowering. My 6 special friends who’ll be receiving these should absolutely love them.
Thank You Megan for making them so quickly.

Marea - Jilliby

Amazing customer service. Megan was a great help! And the candles smell so beautiful!

Eli - Sydney

Great communication. Fast delivery. Awesome products.

Thank you!

Tegan - Tasmania

Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.

Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.

Thank you.

Chris - Newcastle

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