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CHEEKY CANDLES & GIFTS

FOR CHEEKY PEOPLE

Cause life’s too short for boring shit!

ALL THE SHIT

Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and fucking funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.

Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Fucking try it right here!

POPULAR SHIT

From chill the fuck out candles, smelly dick melts, and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.

Check out some of our best sellers below:

  • light this when you want a BJ

    Light Me When You Want A BJ Mandle – Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • sexy gift ideas

    Thanks For The Orgasms Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • What The Fucculent Mug

    $21.95

    or 4 payments of $5.49 with Afterpay

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  • Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts

    $9.95

    or 4 payments of $2.49 with Afterpay

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  • you're y fave thing to do candle

    You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • mothers day gift pack candle soap bath bomb 1

    Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack

    $48.95

    or 4 payments of $12.24 with Afterpay

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  • mens handmade soap

    Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent

    $7.95

    or 4 payments of $1.99 with Afterpay

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  • When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • Shut The F**K Up Mug

    $20.95

    or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay

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  • this smells like I need more wine candle 1

    This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • candles with funny quotes

    You’re My Kinda Weirdo Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • yes i really do need all these plants 1

    YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT

  • This Smells Like I Need More Gin Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • yes i really do need all these shoes candle

    YES I Really Do Need All These Shoes Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • lockdown stuffed my plans candle

    Lockdown Stuffed My Plans Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • Dad The Man The Legend The Myth The King Mug

    $20.95

    or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay

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  • Even Though I’m Not From Your Sack I Know You Still Have My Back Mug

    $20.95

    or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay

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  • This Body Was Built On Tacos & Beer Mug

    $20.95

    or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay

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  • Dadzilla Father Of Monsters Mug

    $20.95

    or 4 payments of $5.24 with Afterpay

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  • sorry for being an asshole teenager candle

    Dad Sorry For Being An Asshole Teenager Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • father of the fucking year

    Father Of The Fucking Year Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • dad thanks for putting up with my shit

    Dad Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • bonus dad candle

    Bonus Dad Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • Scrotum Scrubber Soap – Dry Tobacco & Hay Scent

    $8.95

    or 4 payments of $2.24 with Afterpay

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REVIEWS

I purchased 6 Christmas candles with various scents. Not only do they smell so good, they’re beautiful to look at. The glass jar is heavy duty with an airtight lid.
The scents are sublime as I asked Megan not to make them overpowering. My 6 special friends who’ll be receiving these should absolutely love them.
Thank You Megan for making them so quickly.

Marea - Jilliby

Amazing customer service. Megan was a great help! And the candles smell so beautiful!

Eli - Sydney

Great communication. Fast delivery. Awesome products.

Thank you!

Tegan - Tasmania

Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.

Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.

Thank you.

Chris - Newcastle

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