CHEEKY CANDLES & GIFTS
FOR CHEEKY PEOPLE
Cause life’s too short for boring shit!
ALL THE SHIT
Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and damn funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.
Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Try it right here!
POPULAR SHIT
From light this when you want a BJ candles, hilarious soaps and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.
Check out some of our best sellers below:
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Light This When You Want A BJ Candle
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We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle
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Thanks For The Orgasms Candle
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When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle
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Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts
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What The Fucculent Mug
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Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent
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You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle
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Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack
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YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle
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This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle
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I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today Candle
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BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT
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I Got A Jar Of Dirt Candle
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This Smells Like I Need A Mega Pint Of Wine Candle
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My Dog Stepped On A Bee Candle
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Objection Hearsay Candle
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What The Fucculent Soap – Australian Florals & Honey Scent
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Pink Pecker Soap – Musk Stick Scent
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Iconic Candle Pack – The Castle
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Tell Him He’s Dreamin! Candle
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How’s The Serenity Candle
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Don’t Be A Prick Bath Bomb – The Godfather Scent
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Doggy Style Bath Bomb – Musk Stick Scent
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This Smells Like I Make The Best Cob Loaf Candle
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REVIEWS
Great quality, beautiful strong scent, husband thought it was hilarious, his only complaint was that it doesn’t always work, he doesn’t always get the BJ 😀 haha
My order from @thesassery came today! Originally I was looking for penis candles as a hens game prize then came across these melts (and let me just say for a smelly bag of dicks they smell AMAZING!).
Then I just decided to browse the website and came across the 50 candle which is a perfect gift for my mum who turns 50 this month. THEN I found the best mug for myself 😁 I wanted a lot more off the site but had to control myself 😂 Very happy with my purchase! Everything smells Amazing!!
Gifted to my mum for Christmas she loved it that much and she couldn’t stop laughing, showing everyone haha
Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.
Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.
Thank you.