RUDE, FUNNY & INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS
Life’s too short for boring shit!
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ALL THE SHIT
Some people would say The Sassery stock really rude shit. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and damn funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering funny gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude gifts, funny gifts, funny candles, rude candles, inappropriate gifts & more.
POPULAR SHIT
From light this when you want a BJ candles to hilarious soaps and bath bombs, you’re guaranteed to find an inappropriate gift or a bloody funny gift for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have inappropriate gifts for the mother-in-law.
Check out some of our best sellers below:
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Light This When You Want A BJ® Candle
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Thanks For The Orgasms Candle
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When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle
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We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle
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You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle
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Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts
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BJ and Clit Candle Pack
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Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent
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What The Fucculent Mug
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Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack
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YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle
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This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle
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OUR SHIT RECOGNISED
REVIEWS
Great quality, beautiful strong scent, husband thought it was hilarious, his only complaint was that it doesn’t always work, he doesn’t always get the BJ 😀 haha
My order from @thesassery came today! Originally I was looking for penis candles as a hens game prize then came across these melts (and let me just say for a smelly bag of dicks they smell AMAZING!).
Then I just decided to browse the website and came across the 50 candle which is a perfect gift for my mum who turns 50 this month. THEN I found the best mug for myself 😁 I wanted a lot more off the site but had to control myself 😂 Very happy with my purchase! Everything smells Amazing!!
Gifted to my mum for Christmas she loved it that much and she couldn’t stop laughing, showing everyone haha
Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.
Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.
Thank you.
MEET THE MAKER
Hey guys, I’m Megan, the maker, creator and mastermind (or filthy mind 😜) behind all the sassy & sweary shit on this site.
After running a web design and SEO business for 12 years, chronic illness took its toll and there came a point where I could no longer sit in front of a computer screen all day.
Weeks of bed rest led to weeks of researching ideas but I kept getting lost down Tik Tok rabbit holes watching handmade business videos – I loved watching how it was all done, so started testing and creating and seeing what I could come up with. I had MANY fails along the way, but with perserverance and determination I kept trying until I got it right.
That paired with being a potty mouth, my filthy mind and great sense of humour, led to the birth of The Sassery.
There are many candle businesses selling gorgeous, high end candles, but that is not my style. Here at The Sassery it’s all about having fun and not taking things too seriously. Oh and also not being easily fucking offended….there’s too much of that shit in the world today right 🙄
I hope you love my shit and purchase a few things for yourself or for a gift. Or at least have a laugh while sussing it all out.
All products are made from high quality materials sourced here in Australia, so rest assured, you’re getting the quality of boutique candles and bath products but with a hilarious twist!