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CHEEKY CANDLES & GIFTS

FOR CHEEKY PEOPLE

Cause life’s too short for boring shit!

Orders over $100 FREE post or $10 flat rate

ALL THE SHIT

Some people would say The Sassery stock ‘inappropriate gifts’. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and damn funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude candles, t-shirts, mugs and more. Never give a boring gift again.

Want to make it personal? Easy done. We dare you to be as rude or ‘inappropriate’ as you like by creating personalised candle labels for your mates and loved ones. You won’t shock us. Try it right here!

POPULAR SHIT

From light this when you want a BJ candles, hilarious soaps and throat punch mugs, through to perfectly imperfect t-shirts, you’re guaranteed to find a present for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have gifts for the mother-in-law.

Check out some of our best sellers below:

  • light this when you want a BJ candle

    Light Me When You Want A BJ Mandle – Candle

    $32.95
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  • we should get sushi carol

    We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle

    $32.95
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  • sexy gift ideas

    Thanks For The Orgasms Candle

    $32.95
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  • sex candle

    When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle

    $32.95
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  • Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts

    $11.95
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  • mens handmade soap

    Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent

    $7.95
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  • What The Fucculent Mug

    $22.95
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  • candle for loved one

    You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle

    $32.95
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  • mothers day gift pack candle soap bath bomb 1

    Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack

    $49.95
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  • plant lover candle

    YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle

    $32.95
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  • wine candle

    This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle

    $32.95
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  • i don't like you candle

    I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today Candle

    $32.95
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BRAND SPANKIN NEW SHIT

  • just fucking propose already would ya

    Just Fucking Propose Already Would Ya Candle

    $32.95
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  • smells like youre too hard to buy for

    Smells Like You’re Too Hard To Buy For Candle

    $32.95
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  • youre worth the headache

    You’re Worth The Headache Candle

    $32.95
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  • youre the one i want to annoy the fuck out of for the rest of my life

    You’re The One I Want To Annoy The Fuck Out Of For The Rest Of My Life Candle

    $32.95
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  • youre in my inappropriate thoughts

    You’re In My Inappropriate Thoughts Candle

    $32.95
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  • you make my doodle hard

    You Make My Doodle Hard Candle

    $32.95
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  • you give me fanny flutters

    You Give Me Fanny Flutters Candle

    $32.95
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  • wanna fuck candle

    Wanna Fuck? Candle

    $32.95
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  • theres no one id rather binge watch netflix with

    There’s No One I’d Rather Binge Watch Netflix With Candle

    $32.95
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  • thanks for the orgasms

    Thanks For The Orgasms Candle – Square Label

    $32.95
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  • remember when we used to hold in our farts i miss that

    Remember When We Used To Hold In Our Farts? I Miss That Candle

    $32.95
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  • match made in heaven your cock and my mouth

    Match Made In Heaven…Your Cock And My Mouth Candle

    $32.95
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REVIEWS

Great quality, beautiful strong scent, husband thought it was hilarious, his only complaint was that it doesn’t always work 😀

Kate B

My order from @thesassery came today! Originally I was looking for penis candles as a hens game prize then came across these melts (and let me just say for a smelly bag of dicks they smell AMAZING!).

Then I just decided to browse the website and came across the 50 candle which is a perfect gift for my mum who turns 50 this month. THEN I found the best mug for myself 😁 I wanted a lot more off the site but had to control myself 😂 Very happy with my purchase! Everything smells Amazing!!

@minamilistic_mumlife

Gifted to my mum for Christmas she loved it that much and she couldn’t stop laughing, showing everyone haha

Dakota

Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.

Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.

Thank you.

Chris - Newcastle

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