Life’s too short for boring shit!

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Some people would say The Sassery stock really rude shit. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and damn funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering funny gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude gifts, funny gifts, funny candles, rude candles, inappropriate gifts & more. 


From light this when you want a BJ candles to hilarious soaps and bath bombs, you’re guaranteed to find an inappropriate gift or a bloody funny gift for the ones you love (or slightly loathe). Hell, we even have inappropriate gifts for the mother-in-law.

Check out some of our best sellers below:

  • light this when you want a bj candle1

    Light This When You Want A BJ® Candle

  • thanks for the orgasms candle

    Thanks For The Orgasms Candle

  • when this is lit its time to lick this clit candle

    When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle

  • we should get sushi carol candle

    We Should Get Sushi Carol Candle

  • youre my fave thing to do candle

    You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle

  • bj and clit candle pack

    BJ and Clit Candle Pack

  • Smelly Bag Of Dicks Soy Wax Melts

  • back crack and sack soap

    Back, Crack & Sack Scrub Handmade Soap – 50 Shades Scent

  • What The Fucculent Mug

  • mothers day gift pack candle soap bath bomb 1

    Choose Your Own Candle, Soap & Bathbomb Gift Pack

  • yes i really do need all these plants candle

    YES I Really Do Need All These Plants Candle

  • this smells like i need more wine candle

    This Smells Like I Need More Wine Candle




Great quality, beautiful strong scent, husband thought it was hilarious, his only complaint was that it doesn’t always work, he doesn’t always get the BJ 😀 haha

Kate B

My order from @thesassery came today! Originally I was looking for penis candles as a hens game prize then came across these melts (and let me just say for a smelly bag of dicks they smell AMAZING!).

Then I just decided to browse the website and came across the 50 candle which is a perfect gift for my mum who turns 50 this month. THEN I found the best mug for myself 😁 I wanted a lot more off the site but had to control myself 😂 Very happy with my purchase! Everything smells Amazing!!


Gifted to my mum for Christmas she loved it that much and she couldn’t stop laughing, showing everyone haha


Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.

Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.

Thank you.

Chris - Newcastle


Hey guys, I’m Megan, the maker, creator and mastermind (or filthy mind 😜) behind all the sassy & sweary shit on this site.

After running a web design and SEO business for 12 years, I had a complete change and decided to switch up careers.

My prior business experience, love for all things smelly, paired with my filthy mind and great sense of humour, led to the birth of The Sassery.

There are many candle businesses selling gorgeous, high end candles, but that is not my style. Here at The Sassery it’s all about having fun and not taking things too seriously. Oh and also not being easily fucking offended….there’s too much of that shit in the world today right 🙄

I hope you love my shit and purchase a few things for yourself or for a gift. Or at least have a laugh while sussing it all out.

All products are made from high quality materials sourced here in Australia, so rest assured, you’re getting the quality of boutique candles and bath products but with a hilarious twist!