SAY GOODBYE TO
LAME GIFTS!
Life’s too short for boring shit!
$10.95 flat rate Aussie postage
ALL THE SHIT
Some people would say The Sassery stock really rude shit. Personally, we think they’re pretty bloody perfect and damn funny. If you agree, you’re our kinda human. Offering funny gifts with a difference, you’ll love our range of sweary gifts, rude gifts, funny gifts, funny candles, rude candles, inappropriate gifts & more.
REVIEWS
Great funny secret Santa gift Love this candle! Smells great (I got the 50 shades scent) and my man loved what it says. I saw this candle and I knew I had to buy it for my fiancé on our anniversary as his saying to me is always “I fucking love you”. It was for a laugh and honestly wanted to thank him 😉 My partner loved it. Down fall is be loved the 50 shades scent so much the candle is almost gone! Love the smell! Got one without a wick for my partner as a joke, he loves the smell too My mum luved this candle for Mothers Day she thought it was very funny. My sister didn’t think it was 😂
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My order arrived quickly & would definitely order again.
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He loved it 😍 and the scent I chose as well!
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OUR SHIT RECOGNISED
MEET THE MAKER
Hey guys, I’m Megan, the maker, creator and mastermind (or filthy mind 😜) behind all the sassy & sweary shit on this site.
After running a web design and SEO business for 12 years, I had a complete change and decided to switch up careers.
My prior business experience, love for all things smelly, paired with my filthy mind and great sense of humour, led to the birth of The Sassery.
There are many candle businesses selling gorgeous, high end candles, but that is not my style. Here at The Sassery it’s all about having fun and not taking things too seriously. Oh and also not being easily fucking offended….there’s too much of that shit in the world today right 🙄
I hope you love my shit and purchase a few things for yourself or for a gift. Or at least have a laugh while sussing it all out.
All products are made from high quality materials sourced here in Australia, so rest assured, you’re getting the quality of boutique candles and bath products but with a hilarious twist!
If you love lash extensions and want to suss out some quality DIY lash extensions that you can apply from home in less than 10 minutes, last for 10+ days, are hypoallergenic, cruelty free and vegan, check out my other business Lash ’em up.
FAQ
1. What is The Sassery?
The Sassery is an Australian small business making hand poured candles, wax melts and soaps with rude, cheeky and sweary sayings on them. It’s run by Megan, a one woman show with a filthy mind who reckons life’s too short for boring gifts.
2. Where can I buy rude or funny candles in Australia?
3. Are The Sassery products made in Australia?
Yep. Everything is hand made by Megan using quality materials sourced here in Australia. Boutique quality candles, just with a much ruder mouth.
4. What scents do your candles come in?
5. What wax do you use?
All our candles are hand poured with soy wax. Clean burning, good scent throw, and no dodgy shortcuts.
6. How long do your candles burn for?
Our large candles burn for approximately 50 to 60 hours. Plenty of time to enjoy the smell and the laugh.