Candles

You can’t go wrong giving a candle as a gift. Seriously, they’re fucking amazing. Everyone loves a candle. And if they don’t, are they even human?

Honestly, candle love starts from our first birthdays. We’re gifted with a cake topped with a candle and everyone laughs while we’re trying to blow out the candle. Then bloody Uncle Dave thinks it’s fucking funny to jump in and do it for us.

From there, we spend our life searching for the perfect candles so we can enjoy it, enjoy its divine scent and ambiance, and blow them out in our own time. Fuck Uncle Dave. You’ll love our range of rude candles, sweary candles and inappropriate candles perfect for milestone age birthdays, your bestie, workmates, loved ones or fuck everyone else and buy them just for yourself!

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  • wild weekend pack

    Wild Weekend Pack

    $89.95
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  • bj and clit candle pack

    BJ and Clit Candle Pack

    $69.00
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  • light this when you want a bj candle1

    Light This When You Want A BJ® Candle

    $39.95
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  • when this is lit its time to lick this clit candle

    When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle

    $39.95
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  • youre my fave thing to do candle

    You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle

    $39.95
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  • friendships must be built on solid foundations of alcohol sarcasm candle

    Friendships Must Be Built On Foundations Of Alcohol Sarcasm Inappropriateness & Shenanigans Candle

    $39.95
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  • thanks for the orgasms candle

    Thanks For The Orgasms Candle

    $39.95
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  • this smells like i need more beer candle

    This Smells Like I need More Beer Candle

    $39.95
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  • best bitch candle

    You’re My Best Bitch. We Do Best Bitch Shit Candle

    $39.95
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  • 1 year older and still a cunt candle

    1 Year Older And Still A Cunt Candle

    $39.95
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  • 30th birthday gift

    30 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $39.95
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  • 40th birthday gift

    40 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $39.95
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