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Candles

You can’t go wrong giving a candle as a gift. Seriously, they’re fucking amazing. Everyone loves a candle. And if they don’t, are they even human?

Honestly, candle love starts from our first birthdays. We’re gifted with a cake topped with a candle and everyone laughs while we’re trying to blow out the candle. Then bloody Uncle Dave thinks it’s fucking funny to jump in and do it for us.

From there, we spend our life searching for the perfect candles so we can enjoy it, enjoy its divine scent and ambiance, and blow them out in our own time. Fuck Uncle Dave. You’ll love our range of rude, sweary candles and inappropriate candles perfect for milestone age birthdays, your bestie, workmates, loved ones or fuck everyone else and buy them just for yourself!

New bundle buys. Buy 2 for $60, 3 for $85 or 4 for $110

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  • light this when you want a BJ

    Light Me When You Want A BJ Mandle – Candle

    $31.95

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  • this smells like I need more beer mandle candle

    This Smells Like I need More Beer Mandle – Candle

    $31.95

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  • 30 and still a fucking legend candle

    30 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • 40 and still a fucking legend candle

    40 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • 50 and still a fucking legend candle

    50 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

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  • 60 and still a fucking legend candle

    60 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

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  • 70 and still a fucking legend candle

    70 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

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  • 80 and still a fucking legend candle

    80 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

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  • Bad ass bitch candle

    Bad Ass Bitch Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

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  • bitch wanna be my bridesmaid candle

    Bitch, Wanna Be My Bridesmaid Candle

    $31.95

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  • step mother candle

    Bonus Mum Thanks For Not Leaving When You Realised I Was Part Of The Deal Candle

    $31.95

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  • gift for boss

    Boss Of Everything Candle

    $31.95

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