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Candles

You can’t go wrong giving a candle as a gift. Seriously, they’re fucking amazing. Everyone loves a candle. And if they don’t, are they even human?

Honestly, candle love starts from our first birthdays. We’re gifted with a cake topped with a candle and everyone laughs while we’re trying to blow out the candle. Then bloody Uncle Dave thinks it’s fucking funny to jump in and do it for us.

From there, we spend our life searching for the perfect candles so we can enjoy it, enjoy its divine scent and ambiance, and blow them out in our own time. Fuck Uncle Dave. You’ll love our range of rude, sweary candles and inappropriate candles perfect for milestone age birthdays, your bestie, workmates, loved ones or fuck everyone else and buy them just for yourself!

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  • light this when you want a bj candle square

    Light This When You Want A BJ Candle

    AUD$34.95
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  • this smells like i need more beer candle

    This Smells Like I need More Beer Candle

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  • when this is lit its time to lick this clit candle square

    When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle

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  • youre my fave thing to do candle square

    You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle

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  • 30th birthday gift

    30 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

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  • 40th birthday gift

    40 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

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  • 50th birthday gift

    50 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

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  • 60th birthday gift

    60 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

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  • 70th birthday gift

    70 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

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  • 80th birthday gift

    80 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

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  • a candle for procrastinators

    A Candle For Procrastinators

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  • Bad ass bitch candle

    Bad Ass Bitch Candle

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