Candles

You can’t go wrong giving a candle as a gift. Seriously, they’re fucking amazing. Everyone loves a candle. And if they don’t, are they even human?

Honestly, candle love starts from our first birthdays. We’re gifted with a cake topped with a candle and everyone laughs while we’re trying to blow out the candle. Then bloody Uncle Dave thinks it’s fucking funny to jump in and do it for us.

From there, we spend our life searching for the perfect candles so we can enjoy it, enjoy its divine scent and ambiance, and blow them out in our own time. Fuck Uncle Dave. You’ll love our range of rude, sweary candles and inappropriate candles perfect for milestone age birthdays, your bestie, workmates, loved ones or fuck everyone else and buy them just for yourself!

New bundle buys. Buy 2 for $60, 3 for $85 or 4 for $110

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  • 30 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • 40 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • 50 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • 60 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • 70 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • 80 and still a fucking legend candle

    80 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • candle | rude candle | funny candle

    Bad Ass Bitch Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • Bitch, Wanna Be My Bridesmaid Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • Bonus Mum Thanks For Not Leaving When You Realised I Was Part Of The Deal Candle

    Bonus Mum Thanks For Not Leaving When You Realised I Was Part Of The Deal Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • Boss Of Everything Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • calm your farm candle | funny candle | candle gift

    Calm Your Farm Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay

  • Chill The Fuck Out Candle

    $31.95

    or 4 payments of $7.99 with Afterpay