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  • wild weekend pack

    Wild Weekend Pack

    $89.95
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  • bj and clit candle pack

    BJ and Clit Candle Pack

    $58.50
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  • light this when you want a bj candle1

    Light This When You Want A BJ® Candle

    $32.95
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  • when this is lit its time to lick this clit candle

    When This Is Lit It’s Time To Lick This Clit Candle

    $32.95
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  • youre my fave thing to do candle

    You’re My Fave Thing To Do Candle

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  • friendships must be built on solid foundations of alcohol sarcasm candle

    Friendships Must Be Built On Foundations Of Alcohol Sarcasm Inappropriateness & Shenanigans Candle

    $32.95
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  • thanks for the orgasms candle

    Thanks For The Orgasms Candle

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  • this smells like i need more beer candle

    This Smells Like I need More Beer Candle

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  • best bitch candle

    You’re My Best Bitch. We Do Best Bitch Shit Candle

    $32.95
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  • 1 year older and still a cunt candle

    1 Year Older And Still A Cunt Candle

    $32.95
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  • 30th birthday gift

    30 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $32.95
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  • 40th birthday gift

    40 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $32.95
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  • 50th birthday gift

    50 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

    $32.95
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  • 60th birthday gift

    60 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

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  • 70th birthday gift

    70 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

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  • 80th birthday gift

    80 And Still A Fucking Legend Candle

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  • a candle for procrastinators

    A Candle For Procrastinators

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  • candle for the middle child

    A Candle For The Middle Child

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  • A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit Mug

    $22.95
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  • after sex scrubs whipped sugar scrub

    After Sex Scrub – Whipped Sugar Scrub

    $18.95
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REVIEWS

Great quality, beautiful strong scent, husband thought it was hilarious, his only complaint was that it doesn’t always work, he doesn’t always get the BJ 😀 haha

Kate B

My order from @thesassery came today! Originally I was looking for penis candles as a hens game prize then came across these melts (and let me just say for a smelly bag of dicks they smell AMAZING!).

Then I just decided to browse the website and came across the 50 candle which is a perfect gift for my mum who turns 50 this month. THEN I found the best mug for myself 😁 I wanted a lot more off the site but had to control myself 😂 Very happy with my purchase! Everything smells Amazing!!

@minamilistic_mumlife

Gifted to my mum for Christmas she loved it that much and she couldn’t stop laughing, showing everyone haha

Dakota

Got the mug I ordered for my partner today. Absolutely stoked with how it turned out.

Also hassle free and a very quick turn around, i will definitely be back for more.

Thank you.

Chris - Newcastle

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