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Happy Birthday Cockhead Candle
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Happy Birthday Here’s To Another Year Of Pretending You Don’t Love Anal Candle
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Happy Birthday Hope Your Little Butt Hole Is Ready For Your Birthday Surprise Candle
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Happy Birthday How About A Blowjob Candle
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Happy Birthday May Your Birthday Be Full Of Dicks, Drinks & Deeply Questionable Decisions Candle
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Happy Birthday More Candles Less Fucks Given But Still Gagging On The Right Things Candle
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Happy Birthday Time For Your Annual Blowjob Candle
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Happy Birthday Ya Cheeky Cunt Candle
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Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Fuck Candle
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Happy Birthday You Wrinkly Bitch Candle
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Happy Birthday You Wrinkly Old Cunt Candle
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Happy Birthday You’re Aging Like That Dildo In Your Nightstand Used Abused But Still Going Strong Candle
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High Vibin Spiritual Badass Candle
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I Identify As Festive Candle
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I Identify As Fucking Festive Candle
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It’s Christmas Candle
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Manifest That Shit Candle
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Merry Christmas Bitch Candle
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Merry Christmas Cunt Candle
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Only Amazing Bitches Are Born In (choose any month) Candle
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REVIEWS
Great funny secret Santa gift Love this candle! Smells great (I got the 50 shades scent) and my man loved what it says. I saw this candle and I knew I had to buy it for my fiancé on our anniversary as his saying to me is always “I fucking love you”. It was for a laugh and honestly wanted to thank him 😉 My partner loved it. Down fall is be loved the 50 shades scent so much the candle is almost gone! Love the smell! Got one without a wick for my partner as a joke, he loves the smell too My mum luved this candle for Mothers Day she thought it was very funny. My sister didn’t think it was 😂Verified owner
My order arrived quickly & would definitely order again.
He loved it 😍 and the scent I chose as well!



































