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  • Happy Birthday Cockhead Candle

    Happy Birthday Cockhead Candle

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  • Happy Birthday Here's To Another Year Of Pretending You Don't Love Anal Candle

    Happy Birthday Here’s To Another Year Of Pretending You Don’t Love Anal Candle

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  • Happy Birthday Hope Your Little Butt Hole Is Ready For Your Birthday Surprise Candle

    Happy Birthday Hope Your Little Butt Hole Is Ready For Your Birthday Surprise Candle

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  • Happy Birthday How About A Blowjob Candle

    Happy Birthday How About A Blowjob Candle

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  • Happy Birthday May Your Birthday Be Full Of Dicks, Drinks & Deeply Questionable Decisions Candle

    Happy Birthday May Your Birthday Be Full Of Dicks, Drinks & Deeply Questionable Decisions Candle

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  • Happy Birthday More Candles Less Fucks Given But Still Gagging On The Right Things Candle

    Happy Birthday More Candles Less Fucks Given But Still Gagging On The Right Things Candle

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  • Happy Birthday Time For Your Annual Blowjob Candle

    Happy Birthday Time For Your Annual Blowjob Candle

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  • Happy Birthday Ya Cheeky Cunt Candle

    Happy Birthday Ya Cheeky Cunt Candle

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  • Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Fuck Candle

    Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Fuck Candle

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  • Happy Birthday You Wrinkly Bitch Candle

    Happy Birthday You Wrinkly Bitch Candle

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  • Happy Birthday You Wrinkly Old Cunt Candle

    Happy Birthday You Wrinkly Old Cunt Candle

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  • Happy Birthday You're Aging Like That Dildo In Your Nightstand Used Abused But Still Going Strong Candle

    Happy Birthday You’re Aging Like That Dildo In Your Nightstand Used Abused But Still Going Strong Candle

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  • High Vibin Spiritual Badass Candle

    High Vibin Spiritual Badass Candle

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  • I Identify As Festive Candle

    I Identify As Festive Candle

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  • I Identify As Fucking Festive Candle

    I Identify As Fucking Festive Candle

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  • It's Christmas Candle

    It’s Christmas Candle

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  • Manifest That Shit Candle

    Manifest That Shit Candle

    $44.95
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  • Merry Christmas Bitch Candle

    Merry Christmas Bitch Candle

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  • Merry Christmas Cunt Candle

    Merry Christmas Cunt Candle

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  • Only Amazing Bitches Are Born In (choose any month) Candle

    Only Amazing Bitches Are Born In (choose any month) Candle

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REVIEWS

Angela D.
Angela D.
Verified ownerVerified owner
5/5

Great funny secret Santa gift

10 months ago
Kellie Lumb
Kellie Lumb
Verified ownerVerified owner
5/5

Love this candle! Smells great (I got the 50 shades scent) and my man loved what it says.
My order arrived quickly & would definitely order again.

4 years ago
Mel
Mel
Verified ownerVerified owner
5/5

I saw this candle and I knew I had to buy it for my fiancé on our anniversary as his saying to me is always “I fucking love you”.
He loved it 😍 and the scent I chose as well!

4 years ago
Stephanie
Stephanie
Verified ownerVerified owner
5/5

It was for a laugh and honestly wanted to thank him 😉 My partner loved it. Down fall is be loved the 50 shades scent so much the candle is almost gone!

4 years ago
Rebekah
Rebekah
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5/5

Love the smell! Got one without a wick for my partner as a joke, he loves the smell too

4 years ago
Tammy Garred
Tammy Garred
Verified ownerVerified owner
5/5

My mum luved this candle for Mothers Day she thought it was very funny. My sister didn’t think it was 😂

4 years ago