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Only Extra Special Cunts Are Born In (choose any month) Candle
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Smells Like Santa’s Sweaty Balls Candle
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Smells Like The Best Secret Santa Gift You Ever Got Candle
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Thank Fuck This Year Is Almost Over Candle
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Tis The Season To Be Drinking Candle
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Vibrate High Bitch Candle
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Wild Weekend Pack
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You’re Like A Fine Fucking Wine Getting Better With Age Candle
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You’re Not Old Just Fucking Legendary Candle
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You’re So Old You Could Ghost Us Candle
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All I Want For Christmas Is Peace And Fucking Quiet Candle
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All I Want For Christmas Is Someone To Remember My December Birthday Candle
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BJ and Clit Candle Pack
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Cock & Clit Candle Pack
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Deck The Fucking Halls Candle
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Fuck Yeah It’s Christmas Candle
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Get Fucked It’s Christmas Again Candle
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Having Me As A Boyfriend Is The Only Gift You Need Candle
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Having Me As A Brother In Law Is The Only Gift You Need Candle
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Having Me As A Brother Is The Only Gift You Need Candle
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REVIEWS
Great funny secret Santa gift Love this candle! Smells great (I got the 50 shades scent) and my man loved what it says. I saw this candle and I knew I had to buy it for my fiancé on our anniversary as his saying to me is always “I fucking love you”. It was for a laugh and honestly wanted to thank him 😉 My partner loved it. Down fall is be loved the 50 shades scent so much the candle is almost gone! Love the smell! Got one without a wick for my partner as a joke, he loves the smell too My mum luved this candle for Mothers Day she thought it was very funny. My sister didn’t think it was 😂Verified owner
My order arrived quickly & would definitely order again.
He loved it 😍 and the scent I chose as well!



































